What's First?

  It's an age old question. What came first? The chicken or the egg? My point of view is that the chicken had to come first. The chicken laid the egg. Many might disagree. Do they think the egg just grew out of the ground? The thought came to me. Not all eggs come with chickens in them. There are the eggs you eat and the eggs that hatch. There is no hatching unless that egg was fertilized. The egg can't be fertilized without the rooster a.k.a. the chicken. So the age old question is finally settled. You can stop fighting now. You're welcome.

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Let's Be Fair

  It was July the 4th and I watched two little girls chase each other as they laughed. I thought, isn't it good to have a day off. Then I realized. This is summer. Every day is a day off for kids. It isn't fair. What we should do is have kids work the week of Independence Day. That way kids would enjoy a day off like the rest of us. Wouldn't that be nice?

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Time Keeps Slipping Away

   I was thinking, I haven't done my blog for a couple of weeks. Then I checked the date on my latest blog. It was April. April!? Who stole my month!? Where did June go? Am I missing any other months? I have to be. My fourteen year old nephew is suddenly fifteen. My sixteen year old niece is about to turn seventeen. I have another niece who is a full grown adult who won't lend me money. Thank God, I have one nephew who's hanging in there. He still a young kid. I hope he stays that way for another ten years. By then I think I can handle his getting a little older.

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  I saw a challenge on Facebook. It asked people to come up movie quotes that identify a movie when you hear them. I thought it was fun. I came up with a few.
         "You had me at hello."
         "Houston, we have a problem."
         "Tomorrow is another day."
         "If you build it, he will come."
         "I'll have what she's having."
         "They're here."
         "We don't need no stinkin' badges."
         "Life is like a box of chocolates."
         "You can't handle the truth!"


  The funny thing about movie quotes. You don't have to have seen the movie to know the quote. Have fun. Enjoy. Tootles.

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Broadway Here I Come!!!

It's going to be a big hit. A smash. Bigger than 'Cats'. I'm going to have it made! Recently I saw a 3-D cutout of a bunny. It was lined with small bulbs. It reminded me of Broadway. Then I saw a 3-D cutout of a heart. It was also lined with bulbs. That's when I came up with the great idea. 'Broadway Bunny, Broadway heart'. It's about a young girl who comes to New York to become an actress. She has ups and downs, but makes it big. It's going to be great. All I need now is someone to write the music, the lyrics, and the play. Wish me luck.

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What Should I Do?

  I was making a career decision. Do I become a character actor or a star? There are ups and downs with both choices. A character actor gets more jobs, but less money. A star can get 20 million dollars a picture. A star has to deal with the paparazzi. A character actor has more privacy, but doesn't get invited to the Jimmy Fallon Show. I just couldn't make up my mind. Then I looked in the mirror. Made a decision. Character actor. Easy choice.

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Where did it go?

  Have you ever put something in a certain place so you know exactly where it is. Then you need that thing and you go to where you know it's is and it's not there. You're shocked. You know you put it there. There is no one else around. It couldn't have moved. It has to be there, but it's not. I think every home is equipped with a tiny black hole. It's so small, it can't be seen. It floats all over the home, sucking up important things. I have one for sale, if anyone is interested.

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