Sometimes I like to change old sayings. I changed "I'll slap you silly." to "I'd slap you silly if someone hadn't beat me to it." "Wake up and smell the coffee." to "Wake up and smell the coffee burning." Yeah, I think that's an improvement.
Josh and Chuck were standing on a cliff when suddenly Josh pushed Chuck off the edge. After a while Chuck climbed back up. "Why did you do that!?"
"It was an experiment," Josh said. "This is a chance world. A changing universe. This time you didn't like it, but next time you might enjoy it." With that Chuck pushed Josh off the cliff. Chuck look down and said, "Did you enjoy that!?"
"The first part was fun," Josh said."The second part needs work,"
Chuck shook with anger so much he slipped and fell over the edge and landed next to Josh. " You're right," he said. "It was fun."
I recently started thinking about old black and white movies and thought I would recommend a few just for fun. I found them enjoyable. You might consider watching these just to do me a favor.
1. Twelve Angry Men.
2. Gaslight.
3. Harvey.
4. All About Eve.
5. The Third Man.
6. Arsenic And Old Lace.
7. Suspicion.
8. Bringing Up Baby.
9. Notorious
10. To kill a mockingbird
11. The Apartment
12. Casablanca
13. It's a Wonderful Life
14. Miracle on 34th Street
15. The Bishop's Wife
