Josh and Chuck went to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The place was crowded so it was hard to find a table. A big, buff, loudmouth took a dislike to Chuck. He questioned Chuck's courage and suggested he lack proper parents.
"Looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson," Josh said.
"Hold my beer," Chuck said. He walked over and slugged the big mouth and laid him out flat. Chuck returned to where Josh stood. He took back his mug. "You drank my beer!"
"I didn't think you were coming back."