Sometimes I like to change old sayings. I changed "I'll slap you silly." to "I'd slap you silly if someone hadn't beat me to it." "Wake up and smell the coffee." to "Wake up and smell the coffee burning." Yeah, I think that's an improvement.
Sometimes I like to change old sayings. I changed "I'll slap you silly." to "I'd slap you silly if someone hadn't beat me to it." "Wake up and smell the coffee." to "Wake up and smell the coffee burning." Yeah, I think that's an improvement.