I, YOU, ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

   Why is it, the food that is best for us is the stuff we don't like? The answer is discipline. We have to make choices. It would be nice if chocolate marshmallow ice cream was full of vital nutrients and vitamins. That would be an easy choice. Eating vegetables is harder.

  Don't make the mistake in thinking I'm against eating ice cream. I could go for a pint right now. Discipline tells me to go for half a pint. 

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It's Called...

 Chuck and Josh were at the Friendly Neighborhood Bar with their friend Bart. Bart told the waitress he wanted a "valka".

  "It's pronounced, vodka," Chuck said.

  "That's what I said. Valka."

  "Vodka!" Chuck said." Vodka. Some call it vodka. "

  "Some call it breakfast," Josh said. 

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