Don't Whine

   Two retired friends, Mort and Frank, sat watching the sunset. Mort was complaining about the aches and pains of getting old. 

  "I'm not old," Frank said. "I'm aged, like fine wine." 

  "Young wine is fine," Mort said. "Old wine turns into vinegar." 

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T V Comedy

  Boston was freezing cold. Some of the men of Cheers wanted to find a way prove their manhood. A customer named Paul said that when he was a kid his family, no matter what the weather was like, would run and jump into the ocean. 

  The Boston men thought that was a great idea and hurriedly left the bar to jump into the sea.

  After they left, Clara asked Paul where did he grow up?

  "Hawaii," he said. 

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