Saturday, November 24, 2018

We're On Super Speed

5:00 PM Posted by Linda Henson
  I've got to ask, where did summer go? I hadn't gotten used to the idea of summer and it was gone. I was thinking of all the things I wanted to do. Go to the park. Eat ice cream. Sit and listen to outdoor jazz. Then suddenly the leaves turned red. The weathered cooled. And there was talk of Christmas. Time is moving too fast. I've already heard talk about March. It's like sitting down to dinner and before the grace is said, the table's cleared. I feel like everything is running together. We'll soon have Janfrmarjunyaugstenodecjan. Winsprsumfallwin. Sometimes I can't hardly breathe. I'd like to say, let's slow down, but we don't have any control over this. Well this was fun. I'm already two years older. Have a good day.

Saturday, November 10, 2018

Zero

5:18 PM Posted by Linda Henson , ,
 It's not ready for public use, but I have another great idea. A long while back, I came up with the idea of using a time machine to allow you to sleep as long as you wanted and then move back in time and go to work. Someone said, you might wake yourself up and ruin the whole idea of sleeping in. That made me rethink the whole time machine thing. At first I thought of having a second apartment, but realized that was silly. Then I thought of a zero time room. In this room time wouldn't pass and you could sleep as long as you wanted and not be late for work.  The problem with that is if you go to bed at ten you would wake at ten and be awake all night and that would defeat the propose of the zero time room. Finally, I came up with the zero time machine. It's like an alarm clock. You set it for eight a. m. or whatever time you chose. You can set it for an hour or two . Then you can sleep or doze or just lay in bed being lazy. Of course the zero time machine can be used for other things. You can read a book or watch a movie. You wouldn't have to multitask. You'll be doing twice the work at half the time. You'll be doing more work than ever, but you will be more exhausted than every which would mean you will need the zero time machine more than ever. I think it might be addictive. Maybe we should stay away from the zero time machine. Let's forget the whole idea. It's not worth it. Have a restful day.