My little nephew's Grandmother was talking to him. She was saying how much he has grown and how he is getting older. He gave her a look and said, "I not old, I happy."
Monday, September 29, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Just saying hello.
There is a country that make coffins to fit your hobby or interest. One was a giant camera. Another was a giant fish. I want mine to be one of those talking boxes, so when someone steps by my grave, they will hear me say, "Hello! Can you help me get out here? I'm sorta stuck. Hello?"
Friday, September 19, 2014
HOT!
10:00 AM
Posted by Linda Henson
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To all parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, guardians, and babysitters. In fact, anyone who ever has children in their charge. When you park your car, to go the office, mall or casino, check your backseat. Is there a child there? No? Then you're free to go. I, and the whole world, am tired of hearing about children being accidently left in a frying hot car. I am not even going to talk about people who leave their kid in the car while they play a game of 21. If it's too hot for a dog it's too hot for a child. If it's hot outside, it's too hot inside. Have a nice day.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Bumper Stickers
I love a good bumper sticker, but the trouble with bumper stickers is, you can't debate them. Sure you can buy your own, but will the guy with the first bumper sticker see yours. I doubt it. No, your b. s. (short for bumper sticker.) will be seen by someone else who will buy their own bumper sticker which you will never see. Then the next gal will buy her own and we have a chain reaction. At least the bumper sticker business will have a boost in profits and that's a good thing.