Showing posts with label parents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parents. Show all posts

Sunday, March 24, 2019

YRNM

2:30 PM Posted by Linda Henson , , , , , ,
                                                                SHE
                                                              DIDN'T
                                                            HAVE A NAME.
                                                          IT'S NOT THAT HER
                                                        PARENTS DIDN'T WANT
                                                      TO GIVE HER A NAME. THEY
                                                     JUST COULDN'T MAKE A
                                                   DECISION. FROM HER
                                                CONCEPTION THEY CONSIDERED
                                               WHAT THEY SHOULD CALL THIER
                                           CHILD. SHOULD THEY GO TRADITIONAL?
                                          SHOULD THEY USE A FAMILY NAME? OR
                                         SHOULD THEY GO FREE STYLE? MARY OR
                                        JOHN? UNCLE BUD OR AUNT JANE? RYSE OR
                                       NYCE? THEY ASKED FOR ADVISE AND PULLED
                                      NAMES FROM A HAT. NOTHING SATISFIED. AFTER
                                      SHE WAS BORN SHE WAS CALLED BABY GIRL.
                                      WHEN SHE GREW HER FRIENDS CALLED HER B. G.
                                         AND DIDN'T KNOW WHY. SHE TOOK A JOB AT
                                           THE LOCAL FAST FOOD PLACE AND WITH EVERY
                                              CUSTOMER SHE HAD THE SAME PLEA, "CAN
                                                               I HAVE YOUR NAME?"
                                                     
                                 

Friday, September 19, 2014

HOT!

10:00 AM Posted by Linda Henson , , , , , , , , ,
To all parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, guardians, and babysitters.  In fact, anyone who ever has children in their charge.  When you park your car, to go the office, mall or casino, check your backseat.  Is there a child there? No?  Then you're free to go.  I, and the whole world, am tired of hearing about children being accidently left in a frying hot car.  I am not even going to talk about people who leave their kid in the car while they play a game of 21. If it's too hot for a dog it's too hot for a child. If it's hot outside, it's too hot inside. Have a nice day.