Some people think it is better to have a dog than a child. A dog will wear anything you want them to without putting up a fuss. They will eat anything you put in front of them. They are always willing to show affection. They forgive you everything. They are never embarrassed to be seen with you. They will never run off to marry an out of work actor and they will always be home for the holidays. The bad side. Dogs won't take care of you in your old age. With children you have a fifty-fifty chance.
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Monday, March 14, 2016
Thursday, March 3, 2016
What?
10:00 AM
Posted by Linda Henson
animal, barked, blank, cat, dog, elephant, feint, impressions, learning, meowed, nephew, talk
My nephew was learning to talk when he was doing animal impressions for me. He barked and said dog. Than he meowed and said cat. Than he made a noise and said feint. I didn't know what he was doing. Again he said feint and I was a complete blank. He gave me a look that said, How can you be so stupid, than said clearly, "Elephant!"
Friday, September 19, 2014
HOT!
10:00 AM
Posted by Linda Henson
accidently, backseat, car, casino, child, dog, game, hot, kid, parents
To all parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, guardians, and babysitters. In fact, anyone who ever has children in their charge. When you park your car, to go the office, mall or casino, check your backseat. Is there a child there? No? Then you're free to go. I, and the whole world, am tired of hearing about children being accidently left in a frying hot car. I am not even going to talk about people who leave their kid in the car while they play a game of 21. If it's too hot for a dog it's too hot for a child. If it's hot outside, it's too hot inside. Have a nice day.