Saturday, April 21, 2018

What Should I Do?

  I was making a career decision. Do I become a character actor or a star? There are ups and downs with both choices. A character actor gets more jobs, but less money. A star can get 20 million dollars a picture. A star has to deal with the paparazzi. A character actor has more privacy, but doesn't get invited to the Jimmy Fallon Show. I just couldn't make up my mind. Then I looked in the mirror. Made a decision. Character actor. Easy choice.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Where did it go?

8:55 PM Posted by Linda Henson
  Have you ever put something in a certain place so you know exactly where it is. Then you need that thing and you go to where you know it's is and it's not there. You're shocked. You know you put it there. There is no one else around. It couldn't have moved. It has to be there, but it's not. I think every home is equipped with a tiny black hole. It's so small, it can't be seen. It floats all over the home, sucking up important things. I have one for sale, if anyone is interested.