He: My son just got a job as a night stalker.
Me: Night stalker!? That's a job now!? What? Is he going to get a paid vacation? Medical
leave? Bonuses? Holiday pay? What is this world coming to?
He: No. He's a night stocker
Me: Oh.
Me: Night stalker!? That's a job now!? What? Is he going to get a paid vacation? Medical
leave? Bonuses? Holiday pay? What is this world coming to?
He: No. He's a night stocker
Me: Oh.