What's First?

  It's an age old question. What came first? The chicken or the egg? My point of view is that the chicken had to come first. The chicken laid the egg. Many might disagree. Do they think the egg just grew out of the ground? The thought came to me. Not all eggs come with chickens in them. There are the eggs you eat and the eggs that hatch. There is no hatching unless that egg was fertilized. The egg can't be fertilized without the rooster a.k.a. the chicken. So the age old question is finally settled. You can stop fighting now. You're welcome.

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B K

A long time ago, Burger King started offering sausage, egg and cheese burritos. I thought it sounded good so I ordered one. It came with sauce. I didn't like the sauce so I started ordering the burrito without the sauce. Then one day I was told it didn't come with sauce. Praise be! Wait. I rejoiced too soon. Now the burrito came with onions and green peppers. I don't like onions or green peppers. So I started ordering the burritos without onions or peppers. Then I was told, the burritos no longer came with onions or peppers. Oh, I was happy.  I was told hash browns came with the burrito and I thought I don't mind a side of hash browns. The hash browns were stuffed into the burritos. I don't want hash browns in my burritos. What I want is a plain sausage, egg and cheese burrito. I don't want sauce, onions, peppers or a pink umbrella. I want my burrito simple and uncomplicated. And that is the way I want my life. Simple and uncomplicated. Is that too much to ask?

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