A long time ago, Burger King started offering sausage, egg and cheese burritos. I thought it sounded good so I ordered one. It came with sauce. I didn't like the sauce so I started ordering the burrito without the sauce. Then one day I was told it didn't come with sauce. Praise be! Wait. I rejoiced too soon. Now the burrito came with onions and green peppers. I don't like onions or green peppers. So I started ordering the burritos without onions or peppers. Then I was told, the burritos no longer came with onions or peppers. Oh, I was happy. I was told hash browns came with the burrito and I thought I don't mind a side of hash browns. The hash browns were stuffed into the burritos. I don't want hash browns in my burritos. What I want is a plain sausage, egg and cheese burrito. I don't want sauce, onions, peppers or a pink umbrella. I want my burrito simple and uncomplicated. And that is the way I want my life. Simple and uncomplicated. Is that too much to ask?
