SALE!!!!

My grandfather used to tell a story about people in this one store grabbing cans and cans of soup. He was laughing. You see, the soup was on sale(this was a ton of years ago.) ten cans for a dollar.  The people wanted the deal before it ended. Thing is, the soup was normally ten cents a can. Or ten cans for a dollar. The lesson, a sale is not always a deal. Just because a store is having a clearance sale, doesn't mean you can't get a better deal elsewhere. Happy shopping, people.

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Husbands

I heard a story today about an eighty year old woman who had married her forth husband. A reporter was interviewing her and asked what her husband did. She said he owned a funeral home. Still curious the reporter asked what her other husbands did. She said her first husband was a banker and the next was a circus manager and the one after that was a minister. The reporter was amazed at the variety of their careers. He asked why she had married them. "Well," she said, "One was for the money ,two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."

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sleep

Do you know what I do when I can't fall to sleep. I tell myself a story. In my head. The neat thing about telling my own story is I don't have to worry about critics, holes in the plot or problems with the storyline. The best thing is, I usually fall asleep before the first scene is finished. Happy dreams.

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