A Man

A man went to the Super bowl. When he found his seat he noticed an empty seat next to an older man. He asked the man why there was an empty seat. "My wife and I had tickets, but she died before she could use hers."
 "I'm sorry. Wasn't there a friend who could have come with you?"
 "I called everyone,", the man said. "They were all busy."
 "What? Not one friend could come with you? What were they doing?"
 "They were going to the funeral," the man said.

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Husbands

I heard a story today about an eighty year old woman who had married her forth husband. A reporter was interviewing her and asked what her husband did. She said he owned a funeral home. Still curious the reporter asked what her other husbands did. She said her first husband was a banker and the next was a circus manager and the one after that was a minister. The reporter was amazed at the variety of their careers. He asked why she had married them. "Well," she said, "One was for the money ,two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."

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