B K

A long time ago, Burger King started offering sausage, egg and cheese burritos. I thought it sounded good so I ordered one. It came with sauce. I didn't like the sauce so I started ordering the burrito without the sauce. Then one day I was told it didn't come with sauce. Praise be! Wait. I rejoiced too soon. Now the burrito came with onions and green peppers. I don't like onions or green peppers....

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Happy Valentine's Day

From Aunt Bea and The Andy Griffin Show: There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good for a marriage: coffee talk and pillow talk. They should both be warm and swe...

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A Man

A man went to the Super bowl. When he found his seat he noticed an empty seat next to an older man. He asked the man why there was an empty seat. "My wife and I had tickets, but she died before she could use hers."  "I'm sorry. Wasn't there a friend who could have come with you?"  "I called everyone,", the man said. "They were all busy."  "What? Not one friend could come with you? What...

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Eewh!!!

A mother walks into her kitchen and sees her five children quietly playing on the floor. When she gets closer she sees they are playing with the five of the cutest baby skunks ever seen. Knowing that skunks can stink up the place and her children she panics and screams, "Run! Run!" The kids all pick up a skunk and run in five different directions. The mother screams again. The kids squeezed...

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