What Should I Do?

  I was making a career decision. Do I become a character actor or a star? There are ups and downs with both choices. A character actor gets more jobs, but less money. A star can get 20 million dollars a picture. A star has to deal with the paparazzi. A character actor has more privacy, but doesn't get invited to the Jimmy Fallon Show. I just couldn't make up my mind. Then I looked in the mirror. Made a decision. Character actor. Easy choice.

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Where did it go?

  Have you ever put something in a certain place so you know exactly where it is. Then you need that thing and you go to where you know it's is and it's not there. You're shocked. You know you put it there. There is no one else around. It couldn't have moved. It has to be there, but it's not. I think every home is equipped with a tiny black hole. It's so small, it can't be seen. It floats all over the home, sucking up important things. I have one for sale, if anyone is interested.

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Never hurry

I thought I would write a quick post, just so you know I'm still alive. I have less than five minutes. I know better than to do something in a hurry. There's more mistakes. Your fingers forget how to type.
You don't have enough time to check, properly, your work and do it right. The clock is ticking down. It's a good thing I don't have to save the world because, I'm sure all will be lost. I don't think I have time to finish wi

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Happy Marriage

  I heard Rob Reiner talk about his parents who have been married for sixty-four years. His Mother once told him that the secret to a happy marriage was to find someone who will put up with you.

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Gentlemen

  I watched a couple of teenage boys cross the street. I noticed one of them had his underwear showing. I couldn't help wondering why. Why do they do this? Then I realized, males like getting a glimpse of a pretty girl's underwear. They think girls like the same thing. That's why some men feel free to put their hand on an attractive woman's knee. If they were to walk into an office and see a beautiful naked woman they would be thrilled. Guys women are not thrilled to see your naked sagging flesh. Women are appalled and want to laugh.
  If you want to make yourself attractive to women, even if you are not that attractive, learn to cook. Improve your mind. Be courteous. Be confident. Be a gentleman. And keep your pants on!

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Old Movies

I love old movies. They're cozy. Especially the black and white. There's nothing like a Humphrey Bogart or Katharine Hepburn movie. They're like hot chocolate and a warm blanket. You don't have to worry about inappropriate words or inappropriate scenes. You just lay back and drift into a comfy, good time. Sweet.

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Campaign Ads

  We are in another election year. We are in for more campaign ads. We are going to learn how great one person is and how bad is the other. I think these ads should be more fun. I came up with a couple of ideas.
  The first ad shows an aide attempting to change candidate John Smith image. Making him more friendly. There are a bunch of Disney ties hanging on the wall. An aide hands John one. John frowns.  "Bob. I am a former United State senator. I'm running for president. I can't wear a Goofy tie." He hands the tie back. "Give me Mickey."
  The next ad would show the senator supposedly hard at work. An aide rushes in. "Senator. We're losing the Goofy vote. We've got to do something." Next we see the senator sitting on a tall stool. He's wearing a big Goofy hat. "Hello. I'm John..." He pulls the hat off his head. "Bob. I can't do this. Let the other guy have the Goofy vote."

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