Campaign Ads

  We are in another election year. We are in for more campaign ads. We are going to learn how great one person is and how bad is the other. I think these ads should be more fun. I came up with a couple of ideas.
  The first ad shows an aide attempting to change candidate John Smith image. Making him more friendly. There are a bunch of Disney ties hanging on the wall. An aide hands John one. John frowns.  "Bob. I am a former United State senator. I'm running for president. I can't wear a Goofy tie." He hands the tie back. "Give me Mickey."
  The next ad would show the senator supposedly hard at work. An aide rushes in. "Senator. We're losing the Goofy vote. We've got to do something." Next we see the senator sitting on a tall stool. He's wearing a big Goofy hat. "Hello. I'm John..." He pulls the hat off his head. "Bob. I can't do this. Let the other guy have the Goofy vote."