Blood

Do you want to be treated like a prince or princess.  Give blood.  They will pamper you.  They will give you cookies and orange juice.  And they will smile and thank you for coming. They will  become your new best friend.  Also, an added perk, you just may save a life.

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Decorations

I was listening to someone complain about putting up Halloween decorations. He didn't like putting them up because he'd have to take them down.  That's when it hit me.  Holographic decorations. You install holographic devices once and then you only have to use the computer to decorate your home. You could have ghost for Halloween, snow for Christmas and fireworks for the forth.  No sweat, no bother.  Of course one good solar flare could ruin the holidays.

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Go

There are some things you cannot prevent. You can protest. You can delay. But you cannot stop it. Eventually, when got to go, you got to go. There's no getting around it.

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Old

My little nephew's Grandmother was talking to him.  She was saying how much he has grown and how he is getting older.  He gave her a look and said, "I not old, I happy."

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Just saying hello.

 There is a country that make coffins to fit your hobby or interest. One was a giant camera. Another was a giant fish.  I want mine to be one of those talking boxes, so when someone steps by my grave,  they will hear me say, "Hello!  Can you help me get out here? I'm sorta stuck.  Hello?"

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HOT!

To all parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, guardians, and babysitters.  In fact, anyone who ever has children in their charge.  When you park your car, to go the office, mall or casino, check your backseat.  Is there a child there? No?  Then you're free to go.  I, and the whole world, am tired of hearing about children being accidently left in a frying hot car.  I am not even going to talk about people who leave their kid in the car while they play a game of 21. If it's too hot for a dog it's too hot for a child. If it's hot outside, it's too hot inside. Have a nice day.

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Bumper Stickers

  I love a good bumper sticker, but the trouble with bumper stickers is, you can't debate them. Sure you can buy your own, but will the guy with the first bumper sticker see yours. I doubt it.  No, your b. s. (short for bumper sticker.) will be seen by someone else who will buy their own bumper sticker which you will never see. Then the next gal will buy her own and we have a chain reaction. At least the bumper sticker business will have a boost in profits and that's a good thing. 

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