Sometimes I think about getting a twitter account so I can tell people when I am coming. I want people to stay home, remain at work, stay in the store. Don't get behind me, in front of me or come toward me. Just get out of my way. Or would that be rude?
Monday, January 5, 2015
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Time Travel
I love the idea of time travel. Not just to visit the future or the past, but for the convenience. Just think about it. The possibilities are endless.You could sleep as long as you want, get up, dressed, eat breakfast and then travel back to when it was time to go to work. You could have a girl's night out and still make to dinner with the in-laws. You could be with the families for the holidays and go skiing at Aspen. You could have a night at home and a night on the town. There might be one small problem. You might age twice as fast as everyone else. That's where Botox comes in. Happy times, everyone. Happy times.
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Monday, November 10, 2014
Moon
10:00 AM
Posted by Linda Henson
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I am amazed by the moon. When it is big and round and shines like a star, I am amazed. It is, basically, a big ball of dirt, but it reflects the sun and makes light in the night. How can this be?
I am sure there is a scientific reason behind it all, but I prefer the miracle of a shining clump of clay.
Good night, moon.
I am sure there is a scientific reason behind it all, but I prefer the miracle of a shining clump of clay.
Good night, moon.
Monday, November 3, 2014
Blood
Do you want to be treated like a prince or princess. Give blood. They will pamper you. They will give you cookies and orange juice. And they will smile and thank you for coming. They will become your new best friend. Also, an added perk, you just may save a life.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Decorations
I was listening to someone complain about putting up Halloween decorations. He didn't like putting them up because he'd have to take them down. That's when it hit me. Holographic decorations. You install holographic devices once and then you only have to use the computer to decorate your home. You could have ghost for Halloween, snow for Christmas and fireworks for the forth. No sweat, no bother. Of course one good solar flare could ruin the holidays.