Work!!!

Sometimes when I go to my place of employment, I decide not to start working right away. Sometimes I wait thirty or sixty minutes before I start. I find something to occupy my time. Alright, it's work I would be doing if I was working, but I'm not working. It feels good. It's like taking a long lunch break with no food. I might try a whole day of not working. Maybe a week or a month. Maybe a whole year. I might take the rest of my working life not working with pay. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Don't tell my boss.

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Get Out Of My Way

Sometimes I think about getting a twitter account so I can tell people when I am coming.  I want people to stay home, remain at work, stay in the store. Don't get behind me, in front of me or come toward me. Just get out of my way.  Or would that be rude?

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vacation

  I hate it when my mind goes on vacation without me . I left doing all the work and get none of the fun. Worst, I get these little postcards saying, having wonderful time, wish you were here.

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To brighten your day

I wanted to say, "Hi," and "Have a jolly day!" And laugh to exercise your face. It will brighten your day even if you don't need it. You probably do because you are working or goofing off and someone might catch you at it.

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