Whose The Fairest?

Sometimes I'm shocked when I look into the mirror. I wonder, who is that woman? The reflection in the mirror doesn't match the image in my head. I look so much better in my imagination. Could someone invent a camera to take a picture of that image. I need it for Facebook.

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Diet

From my Facebook post of a few years ago: I just read you can lose weight by eating lots...wait a minute... By eating lots of little meals. I didn't know they made little meals.

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Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,
It is so wierd to be asked to poke someone.
Are you sure this is legal?

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