Chuck's friend had hired Josh for the pre-ceremony wedding photos. Josh was putting away his camera when he heard the groom mutter, "I think I'm making a mistake."
"Too late to back out now," Josh said. "We already taken the pictures."
Monday, August 28, 2023
Sunday, April 16, 2023
Smart Money
I heard a man talk about how to help kids be smart with money. You start with three cans. I added a fourth. One can is for spending. One for saving. One for charity. I added, one for tithe and offering.
You let the kids decide how much they want to spend, save and give to charity. Tithe is ten percent and offering is from the heart.
If you start young enough, saving, giving and tithing becomes a lifelong habit. It will become natural to put aside money instead of spending it all.
Don't Worry About Me
Chuck and Josh went to take Chuck's grandpa to lunch. "We thought we'd walk to the cafe, Pops. You need to get some exercise, " Chuck said.
" Don't worry about me," Chuck's grandpa said. " I get my exercise just putting on my pants. "
Sunday, December 11, 2022
BAD CARBON. BAD.
We have all heard a lot about reducing our carbon footprint. What they are really talking about is carbon dioxide.
Carbon dioxide is the stuff we exhale. The trees take it and make oxygen. Carbon is soot, coal, and diamonds. If you are leaving diamonds in your footsteps, pick them up. You are going to need the money.
Sunday, November 27, 2022
Music Tour
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Posted by Linda Henson
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Janey fell in love with Alister Neman's music when she was sixteen. She bought every album, every c. d. and downloaded every song. It was a life long dream to attend one of his concerts.
When he announced his retirement, she was heartbroken. Janey decided she would attend every performance of his farewell tour no matter where it was.
Janey quit her job, borrowed money, cashed her stocks and broke her piggy bank. She followed him to New York, Miami, New Orleans and San Francisco. She travelled to London, Paris, Rome and Tokyo. Wherever he went, she was there.
After a year, the tour was over. Exhausted, Janey returned to her apartment. She dropped her bags, plopped down into the armchair, clicked on the T. V. and laid her head back with joyful contentment.
Janey was just at the point of dozing off when she bolted upright. She could not believe what the reporter had said. "Alister Neman has just announced the dates for his comeback tour."
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Hold My Beer.
Josh and Chuck went to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The place was crowded so it was hard to find a table. A big, buff, loudmouth took a dislike to Chuck. He questioned Chuck's courage and suggested he lack proper parents.
"Looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson," Josh said.
"Hold my beer," Chuck said. He walked over and slugged the big mouth and laid him out flat. Chuck returned to where Josh stood. He took back his mug. "You drank my beer!"
"I didn't think you were coming back."
Tuesday, August 23, 2022
Money, Money, Money
A woman decided to make some extra money by selling cosmetics. (I got this idea from a t v show I heard someone talk about.) She borrowed a thousand dollars to buy product to sell. She then decided to sell the cosmetics to herself and borrowed a thousand dollars to do it. She made a hundred dollars commission. She was so happy with her success, she decided to borrow twice as much to make twice as much. After that she decided to run for Congress.