A Nice Little Song?

  I was sitting in Taco Bell one day when I heard a nifty song. I was liking
the beat when I heard the line, "I'm in love with your body." I felt like it was
objectifying someone and I was uncomfortable with that. But, I loved the beat.
Yesterday the ear worm came. I thought, I have to change that line. I came
up with, "I'm in love with your money." That seemed totally crass so I changed
 it to, "I'm in love with you, Honey" That is so much better. Feel free to used it.

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A Good Read

  If you're like me you don't have a lot of time to read. I recommend a book that's entertaining and short. 'The Bear Who Wasn't There' by LeUyen Pham. It takes no time at all to read and it's fun. If you have to entertain kids I recommend 'We Are In A Book' by Mo Willems. You and the children will enjoy it. Unless you have no soul. Then there's nothing I can do for you. Have a good day.

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We're On Super Speed

  I've got to ask, where did summer go? I hadn't gotten used to the idea of summer and it was gone. I was thinking of all the things I wanted to do. Go to the park. Eat ice cream. Sit and listen to outdoor jazz. Then suddenly the leaves turned red. The weathered cooled. And there was talk of Christmas. Time is moving too fast. I've already heard talk about March. It's like sitting down to dinner and before the grace is said, the table's cleared. I feel like everything is running together. We'll soon have Janfrmarjunyaugstenodecjan. Winsprsumfallwin. Sometimes I can't hardly breathe. I'd like to say, let's slow down, but we don't have any control over this. Well this was fun. I'm already two years older. Have a good day.

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Zero

 It's not ready for public use, but I have another great idea. A long while back, I came up with the idea of using a time machine to allow you to sleep as long as you wanted and then move back in time and go to work. Someone said, you might wake yourself up and ruin the whole idea of sleeping in. That made me rethink the whole time machine thing. At first I thought of having a second apartment, but realized that was silly. Then I thought of a zero time room. In this room time wouldn't pass and you could sleep as long as you wanted and not be late for work.  The problem with that is if you go to bed at ten you would wake at ten and be awake all night and that would defeat the propose of the zero time room. Finally, I came up with the zero time machine. It's like an alarm clock. You set it for eight a. m. or whatever time you chose. You can set it for an hour or two . Then you can sleep or doze or just lay in bed being lazy. Of course the zero time machine can be used for other things. You can read a book or watch a movie. You wouldn't have to multitask. You'll be doing twice the work at half the time. You'll be doing more work than ever, but you will be more exhausted than every which would mean you will need the zero time machine more than ever. I think it might be addictive. Maybe we should stay away from the zero time machine. Let's forget the whole idea. It's not worth it. Have a restful day.

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Stuff And Stuff

I've been taking care of a lot of stuff lately. Details for my Mom. Details for me. The other day l needed to get my Mom to the doctor, but I had to take care of one more thing. I was late leaving the house, so I was really late getting Mom. Mom uses a walker and was slower than normal. We were way behind when we finally got to the doctor's office. I was thinking I need to do better. Then I realized, I don't have time to improve myself.

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You Can't!?

I wanted to ask Siri a question, just for fun. I couldn't think of one and muttered "Let me see." Siri responded, "That may be beyond my abilities at the moment."

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My Crazy Song

  I only doing this for copyright purposes. I don't want someone stealing my cool, cool song and raining on my parade.
             When it's Saturday night and you got nothing to do, just give me a call, I'll tell you what to  
              chew.
              Just pop the bike, drop that load, smoke the road, but brother don't you kill the toad.
              I don't want a nickel.I want a pickle to eat and eggs to beat, but you can't do that when you  
              hit the street.  
              Eenie Meenie, the mighty mole, went up the hill to get some snow. Slipped and fell and hit
              his head. This the end, is what he said.
              Drop the mike.
              Walk away.
              Cause brother, you know, this world just don't make sense.
             
             

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