We're On Super Speed

  I've got to ask, where did summer go? I hadn't gotten used to the idea of summer and it was gone. I was thinking of all the things I wanted to do. Go to the park. Eat ice cream. Sit and listen to outdoor jazz. Then suddenly the leaves turned red. The weathered cooled. And there was talk of Christmas. Time is moving too fast. I've already heard talk about March. It's like sitting down to dinner and before the grace is said, the table's cleared. I feel like everything is running together. We'll soon have Janfrmarjunyaugstenodecjan. Winsprsumfallwin. Sometimes I can't hardly breathe. I'd like to say, let's slow down, but we don't have any control over this. Well this was fun. I'm already two years older. Have a good day.

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Zero

 It's not ready for public use, but I have another great idea. A long while back, I came up with the idea of using a time machine to allow you to sleep as long as you wanted and then move back in time and go to work. Someone said, you might wake yourself up and ruin the whole idea of sleeping in. That made me rethink the whole time machine thing. At first I thought of having a second apartment, but realized that was silly. Then I thought of a zero time room. In this room time wouldn't pass and you could sleep as long as you wanted and not be late for work.  The problem with that is if you go to bed at ten you would wake at ten and be awake all night and that would defeat the propose of the zero time room. Finally, I came up with the zero time machine. It's like an alarm clock. You set it for eight a. m. or whatever time you chose. You can set it for an hour or two . Then you can sleep or doze or just lay in bed being lazy. Of course the zero time machine can be used for other things. You can read a book or watch a movie. You wouldn't have to multitask. You'll be doing twice the work at half the time. You'll be doing more work than ever, but you will be more exhausted than every which would mean you will need the zero time machine more than ever. I think it might be addictive. Maybe we should stay away from the zero time machine. Let's forget the whole idea. It's not worth it. Have a restful day.

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Stuff And Stuff

I've been taking care of a lot of stuff lately. Details for my Mom. Details for me. The other day l needed to get my Mom to the doctor, but I had to take care of one more thing. I was late leaving the house, so I was really late getting Mom. Mom uses a walker and was slower than normal. We were way behind when we finally got to the doctor's office. I was thinking I need to do better. Then I realized, I don't have time to improve myself.

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You Can't!?

I wanted to ask Siri a question, just for fun. I couldn't think of one and muttered "Let me see." Siri responded, "That may be beyond my abilities at the moment."

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My Crazy Song

  I only doing this for copyright purposes. I don't want someone stealing my cool, cool song and raining on my parade.
             When it's Saturday night and you got nothing to do, just give me a call, I'll tell you what to  
              chew.
              Just pop the bike, drop that load, smoke the road, but brother don't you kill the toad.
              I don't want a nickel.I want a pickle to eat and eggs to beat, but you can't do that when you  
              hit the street.  
              Eenie Meenie, the mighty mole, went up the hill to get some snow. Slipped and fell and hit
              his head. This the end, is what he said.
              Drop the mike.
              Walk away.
              Cause brother, you know, this world just don't make sense.
             
             

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How Did He Do That?

  My six year old nephew became enamored with the Jerry Lewis movie "The Nutty Professor." He wanted to know how the professor changed into Buddy Love. I told him, it was special effects. He didn't buy that. He wanted to look up potions. I knew we would get Harry Potter, so we looked up chemistry and we checked YouTube for experiments. He did his own experiments at the kitchen sink using salt, pepper, cinnamon, cocoa and bath powder. Basically, he used anything he could get his hands on.
  We were watching the movie one day and my nephew asked, "What is he?" I was thinking, he's a professor, a chemist, a scientist. My nephew came up with his own answer. "He's a potion artist!"

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My Duty

  I just finished my jury duty for the year. I have been called up for this duty every other year for years. I have yet to sit on a panel. I came close. I actually sat in the seat, but the defense didn't want me and I was dismissed. I got twelve dollars. Had to pay taxes on it. You'd think if I was willing to do my civic duty the government should be willing to let me do it tax free. 

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