YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT...

Things to do while on hold. 

  1. Get dress.

  2. Brush teeth.

  3. Get laundry ready 

  4. Rearrange closets and drawers 

  5. Defrost refrigerator 

  6. Meet new friends also on hold

  7. Train a puppy 

  8. Plant a garden 

  9. Put together a 3000 piece puzzle. 

  10. Start another puzzle 

  11. Make fudge 

  12. Plan a mini vacation 

  13. Send belated birthday wishes 

  14. Find a handy calendar to 

        Remember what day It is 

  15. Learn a new language 

  16. Crochet or knit a king size afghan 

  17. Learn patience 

  18. Learn it again 

  19. Go for a walk

  20. Prepare for bed

  21. Write a note reminding you who you called and why

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I, YOU, ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

   Why is it, the food that is best for us is the stuff we don't like? The answer is discipline. We have to make choices. It would be nice if chocolate marshmallow ice cream was full of vital nutrients and vitamins. That would be an easy choice. Eating vegetables is harder.

  Don't make the mistake in thinking I'm against eating ice cream. I could go for a pint right now. Discipline tells me to go for half a pint. 

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It's Called...

 Chuck and Josh were at the Friendly Neighborhood Bar with their friend Bart. Bart told the waitress he wanted a "valka".

  "It's pronounced, vodka," Chuck said.

  "That's what I said. Valka."

  "Vodka!" Chuck said." Vodka. Some call it vodka. "

  "Some call it breakfast," Josh said. 

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