Saturday, October 28, 2017

Good Answer

4:56 PM Posted by Linda Henson , , , , , , , ,
  I was in the store the other day and I saw this boy, about five years old, get excited because he saw something nifty. It was a large Halloween skull. He picked it up and took it to his mom. She didn't say no. She said, in a calm voice, "That's really cool. We're not buying it today." The boy didn't put up a fuss. He didn't even look unhappy. He just put the skull back on the shelf as his mother said, "But it's really cool."
  I was amazed. No temper tamper. No crying. No stamping feet. He just put it back.
  I began to wonder, could this work with other kids. Let's say your fifteen year old daughter brings home a shaggy boy she likes. You could say, "He's really cool. We're not dating him today." What if your thirteen old son wanted to do a back flip off the roof into the pool. You could say, "That's really cool. We're not busting our head open today." Yeah, I think that would work.
 

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Republished?

I may have already published this, but I like it and I'm sick and you have to put up with a rerun. Or not. It's up to you.
I learned about a country that makes coffins in different shapes, like cameras and pianos. I want a coffin shaped like a novelty talking box. When people walk on my grave they will hear a knocking and a voice say, "Help! I'm trapped in here! Let me out!" I'll get a good laugh out of that.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Work!!!

5:42 PM Posted by Linda Henson , , , , , , , ,
Sometimes when I go to my place of employment, I decide not to start working right away. Sometimes I wait thirty or sixty minutes before I start. I find something to occupy my time. Alright, it's work I would be doing if I was working, but I'm not working. It feels good. It's like taking a long lunch break with no food. I might try a whole day of not working. Maybe a week or a month. Maybe a whole year. I might take the rest of my working life not working with pay. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Don't tell my boss.