knight

My friend and I were coming up with slogans for t-shirts. I came up with, He wants to be her knight in shinning armor. She just wants a hug. I have thought better of it. I prefer, You don't have to slay dragons to be her knight in shinning armor. Sometimes it just takes a hug...or killing a bug. Love to a...

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Slow Time

I was shopping for groceries the other day and noticed that it seemed more crowded than usual than normal. I realized it must be the Thanksgiving day shopping. Then it occurred to me, right after Thanksgiving comes the Christmas meal shopping. I thought who put Thanksgiving so close to Christmas. There's no rest for the weary. It was Abraham Lincoln who officially set the Thanksgiving day...

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Wait

I do my spring cleaning in the fall...of next year. I'm a procrastinator. When I get ready for bed, I do it the next morning. I'm a procrastinator. The day I was born, I waited a week. I'm a procrastinator. And when it comes my time to go to my reward, It will have to wait until tomorrow. I'm a procrastinat...

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Choir

There was a man who, a long time ago, was in choir, but didn't have a suit he needed. Someone found a suit he could wear, but it was extra large and he wasn't. Somehow they rolled up or pinned up the pants so he could wear them. The coat could wrap around him twice and it hung  down past his knees. He was standing behind the first row of singers waiting to do his solo when he notice...

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Nip

I love the old Andy Griffin show. It was not only nice family entertainment, but it was also funny. One of the funniest was Barney Fife. He was always doing goofy things. Like trying to reform criminals by giving them crafts to work on and they made a key and escaped. Once he went undercover as an old lady and everyone knew him. He always had an opinion or piece of advice that was crazy, but one piece...

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