Chuck and Josh went to take Chuck's grandpa to lunch. "We thought we'd walk to the cafe, Pops. You need to get some exercise, " Chuck said.
" Don't worry about me," Chuck's grandpa said. " I get my exercise just putting on my pants. "
Sunday, April 16, 2023
Sunday, December 11, 2022
BAD CARBON. BAD.
We have all heard a lot about reducing the carbon footprint print. What they are really talking about is carbon dioxide.
Carbon dioxide is the stuff we exhale. The trees take it and make oxygen. Carbon is soot, coal, and diamonds. If you are leaving diamonds in your footsteps, pick them up. You are going to need the money.
Sunday, November 27, 2022
Music Tour
2:41 PM
Posted by Linda Henson
concerts, downloaded, exhausted, London, Music, Paris, sixteen
No comments
Janey fell in love with Alister Neman's music when she was sixteen. She bought every album, every c. d. and downloaded every song. It was a life long dream to attend one of his concerts.
When he announced his retirement, she was heartbroken. Janey decided she would attend every performance of his farewell tour no matter where it was.
Janey quit her job, borrowed money, cashed her stocks and broke her piggy bank. She followed him to New York, Miami, New Orleans and San Francisco. She travelled to London, Paris, Rome and Tokyo. Wherever he went, she was there.
After a year, the tour was over. Exhausted, Janey returned to her apartment. She dropped her bags, plopped down into the armchair, clicked on the T. V. and laid her head back with joyful contentment.
Janey was just at the point of dozing off when she bolted upright. She could not believe what the reporter had said. "Alister Neman has just announced the dates for his comeback tour."
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Hold My Beer.
Josh and Chuck went to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The place was crowded so it was hard to find a table. A big, buff, loudmouth took a dislike to Chuck. He questioned Chuck's courage and suggested he lack proper parents.
"Looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson," Josh said.
"Hold my beer," Chuck said. He walked over and slugged the big mouth and laid him out flat. Chuck returned to where Josh stood. He took back his mug. "You drank my beer!"
"I didn't think you were coming back."
Tuesday, August 23, 2022
Money, Money, Money
A woman decided to make some extra money by selling cosmetics. (I got this idea from a t v show I heard someone talk about.) She borrowed a thousand dollars to buy product to sell. She then decided to sell the cosmetics to herself and borrowed a thousand dollars to do it. She made a hundred dollars commission. She was so happy with her success, she decided to borrow twice as much to make twice as much. After that she decided to run for Congress.
Sunday, August 21, 2022
Go With The Wind
The trouble with windmills is there isn't enough wind. In some places it doesn't always blow and in some places it doesn't blow at all. I came up with a solution. It's so simple, I'm surprised no one has thought of it before. Do what Hollywood does. Use wind machines. It's perfect. Don't question it. Just accept it. This is the answer.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
2 x 2
I noticed that I had written about two different subjects twice. I thought I should delete
one of each pair, but couldn't decided which one. Then realized I should just leave them.
Someone might like one, but not the other. And someone might like both and will be
twice blessed. You're welcome.