Ted and Nancy were in the hospital gift shop when he said, "Sure a lot of people here."
Nancy was examining a cute little teddy bear cup. " We all start our lives in a hospital," She said thoughtfully.
" Seems like a lot of people are homesick." Ted said.
Ned and Tammy were having their coffee break when Ned said, "Tomorrow, I'm putting up my Christmas tree. I feel like I just took it down " "Yeah," Tammy said. "It seems like time is rushing by.". "Sure does," Ned said. "Maybe I should have taken the tree down in February instead of waiting until November. "
Ned and Tammy were having a lunch break at work. "You know sometimes a woman wakes up in the morning, she doesn't feel like putting on makeup. Sometimes she feels like she's a man ."
" Are you crazy? Tammy said. "If I don't put on makeup it's because I don't want to. It's not because I feel like a man. I don't even know what it's like to be a man. Do you? "
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Watch T. V.
4. Call a friend. (Oh. Right. She's working.)
5. Make a list of things to do when you're stuck in the house.
6. Make a list of things to do when you are finally set free. (The first two cannot be errands.)
7. Play phone games
8. Call your friend. (Oh. Right. She has to feed her family.)
9. Eat
10. Sleep. (Start a new list tomorrow)
