Thursday, December 25, 2025

Yeah Santa!

1:32 PM Posted by Linda Henson No comments

 There are floating around some nasty suspicions about Ole St Nick. Some people can't just accept a charming and innocent Christmas story has no evil intent. Here's the whole scoop 

We have an universal, eternal, and non revocable contract with Santa. He is allowed to enter our homes at will during the Christmas season. It is not breaking and entering.There is an opt-out clause.

The elves live to make or help in the making of toys. It's their lifesblood. They are not enslaved or underpaid. Take away their toy making and they become serious depressed.

The toyshop belongs to Santa and, until he gives them away, so do the toys. Who he gives them to and how he decides who he gives them to is he's decision. 

The reindeer love to fly the sleigh. They fight, in a fun way, each other for the right to fly. 

 The reindeer games are like football practice. They help keep the reindeer in shape and helps determine who gets to fly the sleigh. Christmas is not the only time or reason to fly the sleigh.

Santa is not too white. No one is too white or too black or too brown. Is the grinch too green?

Lastly, Santa is not some creep that stands by your bed and drools. He's not spying on you with hidden cameras or some sort of listening device. Santa just knows. He knows when you're awake. "He sees"  is just another way of saying, he knows. Santa just knows if you've been bad or good.

Finally, can't  you just accept that Santa is magical and can do impossible things?If you can't enjoy the wonder of Christmas, just leave those of us who do alone.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


Thursday, November 27, 2025

Friday, November 21, 2025

Already!?

9:21 PM Posted by Linda Henson No comments

   Ned and Tammy were having their coffee break when Ned said, "Tomorrow, I'm putting up my Christmas tree. I feel like I just took it down "                                                              "Yeah," Tammy said. "It seems like time is rushing by.".                                          "Sure does," Ned said. "Maybe I should have taken the tree down in February instead of waiting until November. "

Friday, October 17, 2025

Are You A He?

10:53 PM Posted by Linda Henson No comments

 Ned and Tammy were having a lunch break at work. "You know sometimes a woman wakes up in the morning, she doesn't feel like putting on makeup. Sometimes she feels like she's a man ." 

" Are you crazy? Tammy said. "If I don't put on makeup it's because I don't want to. It's not because I feel like a man. I don't even know what it's like to be a man. Do you? "

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

What To Do When You Are Stuck At Home

7:49 PM Posted by Linda Henson No comments

 1. Eat

 2. Sleep 

 3. Watch T. V.

 4. Call a friend. (Oh. Right. She's working.)

 5. Make a list of things to do when you're stuck in the house. 

 6. Make a list of things to do when you are finally set free. (The first two cannot be errands.)

 7. Play phone games

 8. Call your friend. (Oh. Right. She has to feed her family.)

 9. Eat

 10. Sleep. (Start a new list tomorrow)