We have all heard a lot about reducing the carbon footprint print. What they are really talking about is carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide is the stuff we exhale. The trees take it and make oxygen. Carbon is soot, coal, and diamonds. If you are leaving diamonds in your footsteps, pick them up. You are going to need the mon...
Sunday, December 11, 2022
Sunday, November 27, 2022
Music Tour
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Posted by Linda Henson
concerts, downloaded, exhausted, London, Music, Paris, sixteen
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Janey fell in love with Alister Neman's music when she was sixteen. She bought every album, every c. d. and downloaded every song. It was a life long dream to attend one of his concerts. When he announced his retirement, she was heartbroken. Janey decided she would attend every performance of his farewell tour no matter where it was. Janey quit her job, borrowed money, cashed...
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Hold My Beer.
Josh and Chuck went to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The place was crowded so it was hard to find a table. A big, buff, loudmouth took a dislike to Chuck. He questioned Chuck's courage and suggested he lack proper parents. "Looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson," Josh said. "Hold my beer," Chuck said. He walked over and slugged the big mouth and laid him out...
Tuesday, August 23, 2022
Money, Money, Money
A woman decided to make some extra money by selling cosmetics. (I got this idea from a t v show I heard someone talk about.) She borrowed a thousand dollars to buy product to sell. She then decided to sell the cosmetics to herself and borrowed a thousand dollars to do it. She made a hundred dollars commission. She was so happy with her success, she decided to borrow twice as much to make...
Sunday, August 21, 2022
Go With The Wind
The trouble with windmills is there isn't enough wind. In some places it doesn't always blow and in some places it doesn't blow at all. I came up with a solution. It's so simple, I'm surprised no one has thought of it before. Do what Hollywood does. Use wind machines. It's perfect. Don't question it. Just accept it. This is the answ...
Saturday, July 30, 2022
2 x 2
I noticed that I had written about two different subjects twice. I thought I should deleteone of each pair, but couldn't decided which one. Then realized I should just leave them. Someone might like one, but not the other. And someone might like both and will betwice blessed. You're welco...
Words
I started thinking about writing down every word I know. It's going to take a while. I'm not going to do it all in one sitting. I thought about just doing it randomly, but decided tostart with the A's. A, an, and, always, age, are, aardvark, aardwolf, ( Yeah. That one surprised me too.) alligator,antler, abamp, (I'm going to have to stop learning new words.) ape,...
Sunday, July 24, 2022
Hidden Treasure
Chuck and Josh went to Chuck's house after school to play video games. They wanted some snacks and made a search for where Chuck's mom stashed her Oreos. They were tearing the house apart looking for the cookies when Chuck's mom walked in. "Mom, you really hid your cookies good. We can't find them." "Neither can I," his mother said. &nb...
Sunday, June 19, 2022
School Speed Zone
There are two types of school Speed Zones I know about. One is 20 miles per hour between the hours of 7 and 5. The other is, 20 miles per hour when children are present. I often wondered, what do they mean by children? Is that a child or short person? Is that child too old? Then I found out they meant when children are in the crosswalk. Why couldn't they just say that? Why couldn't...