I was watching a show where a kid just found out that a pineapple wasn't an apple. Then I remembered what I had learned once. Apple was the English word for fruit. The pineapple looks like a pinecone. The pineapple is really a pinefruit. The world finally makes sense again. At least, for little whi...
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Sunday, October 3, 2021
New To You
Sometimes I like to change old sayings. I changed "I'll slap you silly." to "I'd slap you silly if someone hadn't beat me to it." "Wake up and smell the coffee." to "Wake up and smell the coffee burning." Yeah, I think that's an improveme...
Sunday, September 19, 2021
Josh And Chuck
Josh and Chuck were standing on a cliff when suddenly Josh pushed Chuck off the edge. After a while Chuck climbed back up. "Why did you do that!?" "It was an experiment," Josh said. "This is a chance world. A changing universe. This time you didn't like it, but next time you might enjoy it." With that Chuck pushed Josh off the cliff. Chuck look down and said, "Did you enjoy...
Sunday, March 7, 2021
I Recommend
I recently started thinking about old black and white movies and thought I would recommend a few just for fun. I found them enjoyable. You might consider watching these just to do me a favor. 1. Twelve Angry Men. 2. Gaslight. ...