1. Eat 2. Sleep 3. Watch T. V. 4. Call a friend. (Oh. Right. She's working.) 5. Make a list of things to do when you're stuck in the house. 6. Make a list of things to do when you are finally set free. (The first two cannot be errands.) 7. Play phone games 8. Call your friend. (Oh. Right. She has to feed her family.) 9. Eat 10. Sleep....
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
Monday, December 23, 2024
PaRumpumpumpum
One of my favorite Christmas songs is 'Little Drummer Boy.' Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum. Some find it very annoying. Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum. I have always loved it. Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum. I wanted to hear it every Christmas.Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum. But one Christmas, I really heard the message. About a poor boy who had no gift fit for a king. He had no gold, no frankincense...
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT...
Things to do while on hold. 1. Get dress. 2. Brush teeth. 3. Get laundry ready 4. Rearrange closets and drawers 5. Defrost refrigerator 6. Meet new friends also on hold 7. Train a puppy 8. Plant a garden 9. Put together a 3000 piece puzzle. 10. Start another puzzle 11. Make fudge ...
Wednesday, March 6, 2024
I, YOU, ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
Why is it, the food that is best for us is the stuff we don't like? The answer is discipline. We have to make choices. It would be nice if chocolate marshmallow ice cream was full of vital nutrients and vitamins. That would be an easy choice. Eating vegetables is harder. Don't make the mistake in thinking I'm against eating ice cream. I could go for a pint right now. Discipline...
Sunday, February 25, 2024
It's Called...
Chuck and Josh were at the Friendly Neighborhood Bar with their friend Bart. Bart told the waitress he wanted a "valka". "It's pronounced, vodka," Chuck said. "That's what I said. Valka." "Vodka!" Chuck said." Vodka. Some call it vodka. " "Some call it breakfast," Josh said.&nb...
Sunday, December 10, 2023
Don't Smoke?
The Odd Couple, a T. V. show from the 80's, had an episode where Oscar had a bet on a pool game that was between him and a pool shark. Things looked bad for Oscar. There seemed to be no way for him to win The pool shark was a heavy smoker and had a smokers cough. Feliz, who was there to support Oscar, became concerned. He started asking questions. He found out...
Monday, August 28, 2023
Weddings And Stuff
Chuck's friend had hired Josh for the pre-ceremony wedding photos. Josh was putting away his camera when he heard the groom mutter, "I think I'm making a mistake." "Too late to back out now," Josh said. "We already taken the pictures."&nb...